FOOMTHEMES

thanestittywindow:

cndycrn:

A programmer is going out for a stroll one evening. His wife asks him to swing by the store and pick up a gallon of milk, and if they had eggs, to get a dozen. He returned with twelve gallons of milk and said “They had eggs.”

if (eggs==true){
  bring.milk(12)
}

it's one of my favourite people's birthday

you should go say happy existence for another year ^.^

221b-bagend-street-badwolf:

only-slightly-insane:

yourfavoriteantihero:

we-who-swear-in-the-angels-name:

amosanguis:

andrysb24:

spooky-tomanii:

I’M 600% DONE.

OMFG I nearly spit Coke on my students taking a practice test

Forever reblog.

I’m sorry I have to reblog this simply because there are teachers who are on tumblr, the fandom part of tumblr, during class. You’re f***ing awesome.

MY REAL OTP

I nearly spit Coke on my students
you are my hero, random fandom teacher

RANDOM FANDOM TEACHER

221b-bagend-street-badwolf:

only-slightly-insane:

yourfavoriteantihero:

we-who-swear-in-the-angels-name:

amosanguis:

andrysb24:

spooky-tomanii:

I’M 600% DONE.

OMFG I nearly spit Coke on my students taking a practice test

Forever reblog.

I’m sorry I have to reblog this simply because there are teachers who are on tumblr, the fandom part of tumblr, during class. You’re f***ing awesome.

MY REAL OTP

I nearly spit Coke on my students

you are my hero, random fandom teacher

RANDOM FANDOM TEACHER

HI

She said you’re going insane,
let’s break away from what we know,
as I looked into the burning sky,
so go ahead and lie to yourself,
I will save you.

Thanks, Ellie ^.^
send me ‘hi’ and I’ll put my playlist on shuffle and give you the first line of the first five songs as a poem

sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

kateordie:

magnass:


Wonder Woman

#Can somebody put ‘Patriarchy’ on the glass so I can use that gif for you know reasons? egalitarianmuse here u go :)


This is what the internet is for.

tangledinthegreatvagina:

imbryonykate:

Send me a ‘hi’ and I will put my playlist on shuffle, write down the first line of five songs and give it to you as a poem.

THIS IS SO COOL SOMEONE DO IT PLEASE I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER

soup-and-stardust:

Okay theswordofgryffindor and i went shopping and found this


Monday - escape Dursleys
Tuesday - get Hermione to do potions essay
Wednesday - kill basilisk
Thursday - Triwizard Tournament
Friday - Hogsmeade!!!
Saturday - Kill Voldemort
Sunday - Mischief Managed!

soup-and-stardust:

Okay theswordofgryffindor and i went shopping and found this


Monday - escape Dursleys
Tuesday - get Hermione to do potions essay
Wednesday - kill basilisk
Thursday - Triwizard Tournament
Friday - Hogsmeade!!!
Saturday - Kill Voldemort
Sunday - Mischief Managed!

sizzleshorts:

commiekinkshamer:

i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me

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entropysamples:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

Some women want a relationship.

Some women want a starship.

Some women want both.

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crescere-moon:

red-white-andjew:

mistersailor:

IS THIS REAL

I MUST BE DREAMING. SOMEONE PINCH ME.

HOLY MOLY I WISH THIS IS A THING 

pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

actual-hamburger:

pholotinshep:

cerpaldi:

This is an amazing site for calming down after a panic attack or to get your mind off of anxieties, basically you just make sand art with your mouse. Highly recommend

THIS IS SO COOL THO

SO MUCH FUNNNN

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this site is fun as hell

Anonymous
I love youu

That is a very dangerous thing to do, I would suggest you stop.