two live blogging events in one day is not good for my blog
i really feel for you if you don’t have commentary by graham norton
I’m just drowning my Whovian sorrows with the mind numbing pain that is Eurovision.
When your drunk Auntie steals the microphone and starts karaoke at a family event..
… yeah. The UK entry.
oh fuck i can already smell the 0 points
GODDAMN IT HATE MY OWN COUNTRY
welcome to europe
i implore you all to vote for bonnie so we get at least 2 pity points. please?
WEED OUT THE WEAK FOLLOWERS THROUGH LIVEBLOGGING EUROVISION
Aaaaaand from Romania we have Twilight: The Musical
In Britain, we pretend that other countries don’t give us points because we’re better than them